

— by Scott Frazier
Question from the audience: "What was the Most Disastrous Project You've
Ever Had to Work On?"
That would have to be BUCHIGIRI PART 4. Most of the people reading this will
not have seen BUCHIGIRI, or even know what it is, and I feel profoundly
sorry for the rest who have.
A brief explanation of the show:
Some stupid high school motorcycle gang punks beat each
other up and wreck things while proving that misogyny is alive and
well.
BUCHIGIRI 4 came my way when I was working in the production department at
Artland in 1990. For some reason they wanted to do it as fast as and with as
little of a budget as possible. The chief producer would come in every so
often and ask how things were coming. "It still sucks." was usually the
answer. "Well, as long as it gets done on time that's OK." (This was not my
first experience with Doing It For The Money production but it is still my
strongest memory.)
We used about half the amount of drawings and cels that we normally would on
a show this length and we were short of staff so I ended up painting and
checking cels too. Cel check on BUCHIGIRI consisted mostly of shaking our
heads at the really awful cels we got back from the Korean subcontractor we
sent them to. (The production manager went out of his way to go to the
absolute cheapest place possible.) About 1/3 of the cels had mistakes on
them and we fixed what we could by painting on top of the cels, coloring in
shadows and mistakes with black markers (a skill that would prove very
useful when doing BUBBLEGUM CRASH #3) and
other interesting modifications. I got to thinking that we might be better off
working with gorillas than most of the subcontractors (both foreign and
domestic) we were working with. ("Ape has killed ape!" ZAP! "Ape will paint
cel or ape will get cattle prod again!") (This also brings up images of
trainers waving cels of the main characters with the wrong paint colors or
with scratches in front of groups of gorillas while they fire flame-throwers
near them and shout "NO!" through bullhorns.)
The camerawork was pretty bad (jittery pans, choppy movement and about
everything else that could go wrong) and due to the severe lack of time we
just let it go rather than calling retakes. As it was the last scenes went
to the camera 12 minutes before they were supposed to be finished. (There were 4
scenes shot with the wrong backgrounds and they stayed that way "None of the
viewers will know.")
On top of all this, the backgrounds were pretty bad and the drawing quality
was just average. The music was as uninteresting as anime music can be.
The production people hated working on the show and we started trying to
shove it off on each other. If somebody came in late or we were mad at them
for some reason they would have to work on BUCHIGIRI that day. After a while
we just tried to ignore it and let it get done by itself, checking on its
progress periodically but that just made it worse. Nobody in the
studio wanted to touch it. When it was all over, we took the storyboards
out and burned them in the parking lot of Red Lobster at 3 am.
I figured out that this show was going to be pretty bad early on so I asked
that my name not be in the credits. When I saw the completed version at the
staff showing, and how it had become almost a textbook case of what
not to do when producing animation, I was very glad of that decision.
I never saw it after it came out on tape. Sales were quite unimpressive.
This is a good thing. Such things should not be supported!
As for the controversy over whether Richard Crenna invented tartar sauce or
not I have no real opinion. You may want to check other sites on the Web
dealing with this. (Type in "Richard Crenna + tartar sauce" in Alta Vista
for more.)
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